Discover, by examining this article, some of the things we do for no reason. You will be surprised when you read and realize how strange you are.

Nothing is as refreshing as a nap - well, nothing that's both free and good for you.

I thought getting wiser was one of the perks of getting older.

To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport?

Some of the world's greatest innovators are people you've never heard of. Everyone knows about Alexander Graham Bell (the telephone), Edward Jenner (vaccination) and the like. But there are a whole host of less obvious inventions that probably never even entered your invention radar - if you have such a thing.

There are jobs I wouldn't do, jobs I wouldn't want to do and jobs I wouldn't be good at. Now it's my job to explain.

The U.S. Postal Service leaves a lot to be desired. If the government had been required to notify us by mail about the increased cost of mailing a letter, we'd still be paying thirty-nine cents.

Every once in a while there is one of those daze that has a black cloud hanging over it. I can't see it from my prone position in bed. I get up - unfortunately not knowing I should have stayed in bed.

Who knew chocolate cookies and milk is good news/bad news? Who knew I shouldn't have given away the seashell, wind chimes from Cousin Walter?

Life is a succession of problems - some big and some small. Self-therapy is there when you need it and it's free.

Not everyone has a green thumb. Even those who do have green thumbs don't always use them as well as they could. The Jolly Green Giant used to advertise tiny, green peas.

I doubt if you have much in common with W.C. Field's. You probably never met Mae West or made a movie and you probably do like children. However, I bet you share a similar philosophy about life. I bet there are times you'd rather be in Philadelphia.

Benjamin Franklin said there were only two certainties in life - death and taxes. Obviously Benjamin Franklin never did housework. Dust is a certainty.

Ice cream is America's favorite treat. If you know someone who doesn't like ice cream, ask to see their belly button. It's said that aliens don't have belly buttons.

There are advantages to driving an old car. It teaches you humility and patience. It teaches you to respect old age and - not having to make car payments.